MY CRAZY DUDES...

So am sited here wondering why people lie. Can you imagine the total number of people who lie every day? Lying has become no big deal issue in our daily lives today, it is like a virus. It infects everybody, from children to the old. People lie because of different reasons. Some lie to keep their love relationships, others lie to get something but a great percentage of people lie to protect their public relations. Being honest has never been easy. Actually being truthful can make you lose the very important people in your live that you have been protecting from your lies. But for how long will you keep lying? Lying sometimes comes unexpected. No matter how much you want to be honest you just flip and you fall into it.  

I have so many friends and a great number of them are no good to me anyway. Sometimes I find myself in a very difficult situation and I need help badly. I then go through my contacts and HELL NO…! I can’t believe that a great percentage of them can’t help me. So do you know what I do? Actually everybody does this… I DELETE THEIR GOOD FOR NOTHING NUMBERS! The next time they would call me and “haki pole, imagine nilipoteza simu nikapoteza contacts zangu zote” hehehe its funny what people do. Anyway, that was just a by the way, back to what I was talking about earlier….

So I have this friend of mine. He is so dark and tall and he has these curly hair and big eyes. I would make fun of him that his mum had a mpango wa kando and that explains his curly hair. Aloyce is his name. Dude…! This guy is an expert in lying. When we were in school everything he would tell me were all liars. At times I would ask him what he wanted to be when he is done with high school and then give him the answer before he actually tells me “wewe utakua tu watchman uwe ukidanganya boss wako kila siku. I mean watch men are known by the way they lie! He would laugh it off.

Moses…Damn! This is another good liar. Actually he might be having a PHD in lying. I swear this guy is beyond repair. God have mercy! Mosesoh! That is how Aloyce and I would call him back then when we were still in high school. A typical luo boy from an interior village called “Boi” God! I have seen a lot of backward villages but this one is the leading in the whole wide world. Haki si hao watu wako nyuma! I wonder where he learnt to be that good liar. Let me not concentrate much about his village. This dude was my best friend too. Actually I have like five best friends. I remember the lies we would tell when we were all together the three of us. We had this group “THE BIG FIVE” I never really liked the other two

 They looked so humble but I was not humble back then. This group am telling you when you go back to my former high school and ask about the “BIG FIVE” you will be shocked. Actually we are even in the internet. The good part of it is that tulikua wachopi wabaya sana na haturingi.  Am not going to give a lot of details but one thing I Would have loved is you meeting my PRETTY GOOD LIAR FRIENDS.

Enjoy your weekend all of yah….